werewolfetude:

PSA:

Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese

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he’s going to fuck you up and you’re going to let him

most sober thing a drunk person could ever say to you (via 6bitch6craft6)
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cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

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blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

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queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

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heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

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